With apologies to Martin Niemöller.
First they came for the sugary treats,
and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t eat sugary treats.
Then they came for the salty snacks,
and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t eat salty snacks.
Then they came for fatty foods,
and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t eat fatty foods.
Then they came for my meat and processed grains,
and there was nothing tasty left for me to eat.
